Man! Can you believe that thing that just happened? Where that person said that thing that I totally agree with!? And then those people responding to that thing said such stupid stuff?? I AM OUTRAGED BY WHAT THOSE PEOPLE SAID!!
EVERYBODY on my facebook is talking about it.
It was about a new piece of legislation.
Actually, I’m pretty sure it was about the Methodist minister who just got defrocked.
Or wait, maybe it was the comments by the Duck Dynasty guy.
No, I’m sorry. It was totally the Chick Fil-a owners comments.
Anyway, it was one of those things, or something similar to that.
I’m trying to tell everybody what they should think, but they don’t seem to be listening to me no matter HOW LOUD I GET ABOUT IT.
I just don’t know what’s wrong with some people.
I mean, screaming at people is just how we’re supposed to deal with issues. That’s how politicians do it through the media. If you watch any TV cable news, they’re going to have multiple talking heads yelling at one another.
Because that’s the only way we can reach resolution: by smashing the other side to bits.
If you show a willingness to actually discuss a topic and validate the fact that other people have value whether you agree with them or not, that shows weakness, and nobody wants to hear what a weak person has to say.
Aristotle was 100% wrong when he said ‘it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.’ He SHOULD have said ‘people who don’t agree with me must be BLASTED ON FACEBOOK.
Meek people never inherit anything.
Peacemakers are compromisers and should be ignored.
Mercy is is the ultimate sign that you don’t have any true convictions.
I know Jesus talks about those things in Matthew 5, but that must be one of those ‘non-literal’ parts of the Bible.
I like the part where Jesus makes a whip and runs out of the temple all the people who lost the focus on what God’s Kingdom is all about.
So I’m going to keep arguing and yelling at people until they agree with me. I’ll never stop, because that would be abandoning my principles.
I’m sure you agree with me.
And if you don’t:
YOU’RE WRONG!!!!! WRONGEST PERSON EVER!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU THINK SOMETHING DIFFERENT!! IT’S MY CONSTITUTIONAL GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO TELL YOU HOW TO THINK!!!!!
NOW GO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!